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Goodell: One last moment of silence

I would just like to have one last moment of silence for Sean Taylor. His death was truly a tragic one, and the NFL has milked it. We had a moment of silence before every game this week and thousands of news storied ran in local papers and nationaly on TV.

Sean was a troubled youth that seemed to turn his life around and that is something that we like to celebrate. With all of the other negative stories that have come from other law breaking players it was a pleasure to know Mr. Taylor.

I wish Taylors family the best in the future and pray that they will learn to grow now that Sean has passed away. God Bless.

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Goodell: Can these idiots from the Titans get their act together?

For some reason these idiots from the Titans are trying to give me an ulcer. How damn stupid can Pacman Jones and Albert Haynesworth be? I mean really one of these jerks is begging to get back into the league from his last run in with the law in Las Vegas. Now he is involved in a fight with a teamate at a local nightclub.

Now don't get me wrong I would love to punch each of these guy in the mouth myself but for them to do it to each other while already suspended is just beyond me. I'm going to talk with the league lawyers in the morning, thinking about banning these dumn asses from the league for life. They bring nothing but negative to the game and should not be allowed to taint things any longer.

Maybe I could have my brother in-law plant some weed in Pacman's car and we could report him to the cops. With something like this I could get the support needed to ban him forever. I would be raised up to a new level never achieved by past commisioners. Teach all of these degenerates not to mess with the league office.

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Goodell: Yes I did let the pot head back into the league

Ricky Williams back in the NFLYa ya I know what every one is going to say. Why did he let Ricky back into the NFL when he has been such a hard ass on so many other subjects. Well the truth is that I want a clean tough league that allows players to get their act together and have another shot.

Ricky has worked hard to cut down on the weed, Lord knows thats got to be hard for this pot head to do. So what was I to do since he has been testing clean for some time now. Its not like I have never tried the stuff before, after all I did go to college. I might have tried some of the chronic in the past and have a little soft spot for Ricky's situation.

If it were not for the liberals I might allow Ricky to smoke while he's running down the field. What would be more of a sight than him running over people with a bud in his mouth. The kids got talent and take it to almost any defense thats out there.

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Goodell: My thoughts on the Helmet to Helmet hits

 

NFL Brutal hits

I think that the safety of our players is the most important thing to me. I want the league to have stiff competition, provide games that entertain and build our fan base. To do this we need to offer another level of protection for some of our players. There have been several brutal hits this season that were not needed. They could have let up or decieded to not lead with the helmet. So starting this week we will continue to fine these players and they will now also be ejected from the league.

 

On a side note, I could just not live with myself if Tom Brady became a victim of one of these hits. I am holding out hope that the Patriots can go undefeated this year, I am tired of listening to those old Dolphins celebrate about their perfect season. And what could make me look better than more records broke this season. I can hear new fans joining in each week, my approval rating is going through the roof.

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