Ok, So I tried to keep this on the down low, but some idiot on Facebook posted this photo. Damn can a guy not grap a little breast now and then without making the front page. Its not like its a sex tape or something, although I would not mind making one of those with this girl. And to think that loser Bret Michaels could have had this chick on that Rock of Love TV show. Maybe I'll start up a new show called Tackle the Hottie or maybe something else clever. Note to self have agent look into this ASAP. What could be better than having like 20 hot chicks around.

When I saw this floating around this morning I had just as big of a smile as when I was holding the breast. But ladies just take this as a formal notice. If you are hot and have large breasts, I will try and squeeze them.

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